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KELLY'S THOUGHT PROCESS:
On the CBC...
That show Danger Bay, every episode there would be some danger, well no doubt. You live in a place called Danger Bay.
Where are these people going for holidays?
Hey kids get in the car we're going to Pedophile Island.
On war...
Olden days wars like in the movie The Patriot, I bet one of the biggest problems was fake dying. The General would send out five hundred guys, four hundred and ninety eight would come back.
"Hey four hundred and ninety eight came back you must have really kicked ass?"
"Well, not exactly, there was a lot of fake dying going on."
On eating pussy...
I like it when women grab my head while I'm lickin' bin. It means I'm doing a good job.
I lick so much chooch I'm getting cauliflower ears.
I had to head down to the sports store and pick up one of those rugby helmets.
"Hey Kelly buying a rugby helmet, you must be a pretty big rugby player?"
"No just eat a good chooch."
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