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Comedian Kelly Taylor

Welcome!

Kelly Taylor is Saskatchewan's newest professional comedian.
Though he is only in his second year of comedy, he is quickly becoming a fan favourite.
His "down-home" style and uncensored comedy make him extremely popular for those who like their comedy on the raw side.

Kelly has performed at The Great Plains Comedy Festival II in Saskatoon and Funnyfest 2003 in Calgary.
He is available for bars, nightclubs, comedy clubs and private parties where uncensored comedy is desired.

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KELLY'S THOUGHT PROCESS:

On the CBC...
That show Danger Bay, every episode there would be some danger, well no doubt. You live in a place called Danger Bay.
Where are these people going for holidays?
Hey kids get in the car we're going to Pedophile Island.
On war...
Olden days wars like in the movie The Patriot, I bet one of the biggest problems was fake dying. The General would send out five hundred guys, four hundred and ninety eight would come back.
"Hey four hundred and ninety eight came back you must have really kicked ass?"
"Well, not exactly, there was a lot of fake dying going on."
On eating pussy...
I like it when women grab my head while I'm lickin' bin. It means I'm doing a good job.
I lick so much chooch I'm getting cauliflower ears.
I had to head down to the sports store and pick up one of those rugby helmets.
"Hey Kelly buying a rugby helmet, you must be a pretty big rugby player?"
"No just eat a good chooch."

WARNING: LANGUAGE AND CONTENT MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME PEOPLE

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